Week 15?! When did that happen? Week 15 seems like a good time to battle the teams that don’t usually make the cut.
Cardinals vs. Titans. At first glance, this seems an obvious blow-out. Can a small red bird really stand up to mythological gods who have the power to destroy the world?
Oh right, that kind of cardinal can! Advantage: Cardinals.
Saints vs. Rams. How can a ram use its horns against a spirit? A saint has to be dead to be sainted, right? Do the rams have some voodoo magic they can use?
AHH! Apparently they do. Advantage: Rams.
Ravens vs. Lions. Can an annoying bird defeat the king of the jungle?
Nope! Advantage: Lions.
Worst mascot battle of the week is Bears vs. Browns. What if the bear is brown? That defeats the entire purpose of the battle.
Wait, what? Advantage: Bears.
Emily Ritter is a contributing author for Aerys Offsides. What mascot battles do you want to see highlighted in Week 16? Tweet Emily @ebritter2.