Mascot Battle: Week 10

Lions vs. Bears. Oh my! Like I wouldn’t pick this mascot battle just for the chance to reference The Wizard of Oz. The cowardly lions face off against the viciously pretty bears in this battle.


This is a tough one to call. But I’ll give it to the Bears for not being Tom Brady in a lion costume (although that hair looks awesome).

Rams vs. Colts. Can you imagine how much potential there is for head-butting in this match-up? Alternately, the colts could just use their horseshoes to combat the deadly horns of the rams. Either way, mascots will clash!

horse-and-ram-devon-1They look so deadly! Advantage Rams, because they seem like the bigger jerks.

Dolphins vs. Buccaneers. I had to put at least one sea battle on this week’s match-ups, and this one promises to be awesome. Who wouldn’t want to see a pirate fight a dolphin? dolphin pirate

If the Dolphins are anything like Moby Dick, I give this battle to them fins-down.

Worst mascot battle of the week: Seahawks vs. Falcons. As much as I love a good beak-off, there are just too many bird mascots in the NFL to keep these battles interesting.

ferruginous-hawkThis hawk is so over it. Advantage Seahawks, just for this picture.

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer for Aerys Offsides. Even though it’s Week 10, she’s so not over mascot battles. Tweet her your suggestions: @ebritter2.

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