Jerry Jones and the 40-year-old brain

(Jerry Jones as I-gor)

(Jerry Jones as I-gor)

Yes kids, it seems like all is going well for Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. The Dallas Morning News Cowboys blog reported Jones’ brain is in good shape. Jones has been saying, according to the post, that he has the brain of “a 40-year-old.”

Good old Jerry got this information from a CAT scan.

What this 70-year-old with a 40-year-old’s brain means for the Cowboys and this season, I really don’t have a clue. We probably should remember that he (or his brain trust) hired this man to be the offensive coordinator.

Maybe he can use his intelligence to beat Dan Snyder in a Quiz Bowl competition? I really don’t know what it will do, unless he has powers. I dread the thought of Jerry Jones having psychic abilities.

It is a bit of a contradiction though. We are talking about a man who said he suffered 50 concussions in his life.

I’m not really sure what to make of the 40-year-old brain thing. I would try to make a lot of Kevin Spacey American Beauty midlife crisis references, but I don’t think anybody here cares to see poorly-Photoshopped pics of Jerry Jones lifting weights.

Instead, I think this works just fine.

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