Jim Carey’s hockey card is trippy. No, not that Jim Carrey. Jim Carey the goaltender who had a 5 year NHL career with the Washington Capitals, Boston Bruins, and St. Louis Blues.

Either the card makers were enjoying some mood altering substances when designing this one or we are witnessing Carey’s spirit float up out of his body mid game.  Just don’t look at it too long or…

you’ll end up looking like Markus Naslund on this one. Man, that is just not cool.

Even cartoon super hero Jaromir Jagr had a fantastic mullet.

Ugh. Here I thought only the Staals could summon that level of “Village of the Damned” creepiness.

“STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA!”   Ok, maybe celebration poses don’t make the best cards.