At long last, Tom Brady no longer wants to try to be Ashton Kutcher and cut off his famously shagtastic hair. It was so important that the good folks at The Boston Globe wrote an obituary for the locks, which is quite amusing.
Women will no longer fall head-over-heels for him because he’s just so gosh darn cute and actually pay attention to what he is: an interception maniac.
Apparently the change was in order with Brady throwing four interceptions during the first game against the Bills, wherein the Patriots lost.
Hair gone, faith restored? We’ll see.
Except for those fans who will want the new hair-do as a computer background, there may be no attention paid to this in Boston.
You can, of course, thank the Red Sox for that.