No. Stop. No.

Let’s play a game. It’s called how many times can you get through this video of Stormy and assorted mascots doing Gangnam Style before you click out due to intense embarrassment? I made it 34 seconds, which I think is pretty decent, all things considered.

As if the Blue Jackets’ parody wasn’t bad enough. I guess it’s good that Gotye’s star has somewhat faded, because the only thing worse than a bunch of people in animal costumes dancing to Gangnam Style is a bunch of people in naked animal costumes being…painted? Yeah, I’m not sure where I was going with this, but I’m doubling down on the praying that this lockout will be over quickly.