‘Tebowing’ Takes Over

Von Miller, who in the offseason showed off his planking prowess, was Tebowing today in Tebow's jersey at the team facility. (courtesy tebowing.com)

I admit; I’m a late arrival to the pop culture party, and when it comes to trends, I’m often a no-show.

I only recently discovered “planking,” thanks largely to ‘The Office’ season premiere.  I learned how to “Dougie” from a Page One article in the Wall Street Journal.

Now just when you thought Tebow-mania couldn’t get any bigger, and things were getting a little slow in the flash fad scene…there’s Tebowing.

Per the craze’s “official” website, Tebowing is a verb which means “to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.” On the site are scads of photos of men and women – young and old alike – Tebowing at airports, ski slopes, operating rooms, parties, and even Korea.

Should the Denver Broncos find a way to beat the Detroit Lions this Sunday in Tim Tebow’s 2011 home debut as full-time starter, you can count on Tebowing becoming the biggest thing to hit the “sports kneeling” crowd since Rocket Ismail.

What remains to be seen is if Tebowing will garner the athlete-to-verb recognition of its most recent and notable predecessor, getting “Jimmered.”  Somehow, my mind will always associate the death of Osama bin Laden with a photo taken the next day of a Utah overpass sign declaring “Osama Got Jimmered.”

This looks to have some promise.  There’s already Tebowing merchandise, because yes, you can sell anything on CafePress.  There are also plenty of great Tebowing circumstances still available for those looking to get into the pious pose parade (Tebowling anyone?).  By all accounts, it should come as little surprise to you when the next month of your Facebook news feed is littered with pictures somehow associated with Tebowing.

So, of course, it’s only fitting I present to you my participation in Tebowing: Tebowing while writing about Tebowing.

Tebowing while writing about Tebowing...I think that's a first. (personal photo)

That one is for you, Timmy.

Follow Denver Horse Force on Twitter at @DENHorseForce and Facebook at www.facebook.com/denverhorseforce.

DHF Home


Back to Work

While the Horse Force extended the holiday weekend by an extra day, others barely missed a beat working right up until, and right after Memorial Day.  You can include Tim Tebow on that list.

Jabar Gaffney was one of three Broncos wide receivers to practice with Tim Tebow over the weekend. (courtesy Jeffrey Beall)

The 2nd year quarterback had a big day Tuesday as his autobiography, “Though My Eyes” hit bookstore shelves.  ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported Tebow spent part of his Memorial Day on the clock, signing copies of his book at an event in Jacksonville, Florida.

Speaking of Jacksonville, that’s where a trio of Broncos receivers found themselves shortly before the holiday.  Tebow footed the bill to bring the three out to northern Florida so they could workout together.  Brandon Lloyd, Jabar Gaffney, and Britt Davis all made the trip.  Tebow invited the entire receiving corps, but Eric Decker had a schedule conflict, and Demaryius Thomas and Eddie Royal are still recovering from injuries.

Tebow put the trio up in a nearby hotel, and then spent considerable time working with them on conditioning, and timing.  ESPN reports the receivers who attended considered it such a success that they’ve already made plans to get the band back together very soon for two weeks of intensive workouts in Arizona.

Semi-Symposium

Newly minted NFL rookies have yet to even start work, let alone get back to it.  Luckily, for all those new to the league, there will be a chance to start learning how to become a professional.  The NFLPA announced it will hold its on rookie symposium June 28-29th, in Washington, DC.  Wonder if those rookies will get a crash course in federal mediation while they’re there?

Aside from providing Cris Carter with a soapbox to continue proclaiming the NFL “our league,” the symposium is an important event for rookies each year.  Learning how to manage your money better than Rocket Ismail, protect yourself better than Plaxico Burress (who’s set to be released from prison in just days), and be more professional than Ryan Leaf (who’s recovering from brain surgery) is crucial to every rookie.  The symposium is normally run by the NFL, but with a labor dispute still highly unresolved, the league canceled its event.  That paved the way for the NFLPA to step in and put together the event on its own dime.

The NFL said it cancelled the symposium because the event requires coordination among a number of professionals, and with a lockout barring the league from having contact with the players, the NFL thought it unfair to keep so many people’s schedules on hold.

Follow Denver Horse Force on Twitter at @Aerys_Broncos and Facebook at www.facebook.com/denverhorseforce.

DHF Home