…and they’re ridiculous.
This video was made following Saturday night’s game. It’s making the rounds on the internet, and if you haven’t seen it yet, you’re missing out.
Some of the high – make that low – lights:
“Ten times out of ten, you’re going to beat us at least once.” – WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
“You people wantin’ me to eat crow, I don’t eat crow. It doesn’t really taste that good. Maybe if it was squirrel or somethin’, I’d eat it.” – I JUST CAN’T.
“I’m still gon’ hate you people 365 days out of the year…” - 2012 is a leap year, so will you like us on the 366th day?
“And by the way, Steve Spurrier, if you’re watching this, I heard you say that you’re gonna give a game ball to yourself. How much egotistical can you get as a head coach? You’re supposed to give it to the kids, not give the daggum game ball to yourself. That just shows what kinda class you got: none. No class, whatsoever. But you know what you do have in class? It’s an ass. And that’s you, Spurrier.” – I’m so sure this breaks Steve’s heart. Really. Also, I’m impressed this dude can spell “class”.
“You couldn’t even beat all the worst teams in the SEC East.” – Uh, we actually swept the East (and were the only team to do so), but obviously facts aren’t important to this fellow.
“IPTAY all day.”- No way.
I showed this to my mom, who would have no rooting interest in the rivalry, except for the fact that I went to USC. After seeing it, she said:
“I just lost way too many brain cells. And 10 times out of 10, this man will still be pathetic.”
Mother knows best.