Yes, ‘creys.’ It’s a Tumblr thing.
Matt Angle was just claimed off waivers by the Los Angeles Dodgers, tweets everyone associated with the Orioles. Now I’m going to have to go and cry. Caleb Joseph, you’ve officially been promoted to Steph’s Favorite Orioles Prospect Status.
I love Matt Angle. I love his awkwardly large ears and his speed and his outfield ability and his bunting and his ability to hit to all fields. I really hope he does well with the Dodgers because I love him so much. They had better take care of him or else I’ll be truly devastated.
Please love him for me, Los Angeles. Give him a star in Hollywood for me.
And Dodgers fans reading this, here’s how to draw him, if you’re interested. I’m going to keep drawing him myself because I can’t get enough of those ears (they’re cartoonist GOLD), but I just need to change his uniform now.
This is the last opportunity I’m going to get to post this, so here you go.