Coming soon to a crotch near you.

The news room here at Aerys Sports has tipped me off to a new service: In Vancouver, one waxing place is offering playoff hockey vajazzles. I mean, what a great idea, right? What better way to show your team spirit to your prospective sexual partner or gynecologist than crotch glitter? At first, I was sort of thinking that the Reds should get in on some of that action.

…but then I realized that a big sparkly red C near the lady parts could be easily mistaken for some sort of glam, but still alarming, scarlet-letter type chlamydia warning. Yeah, think I’m gonna hold off on this one.