I really do my best to not go all fangirl on this blog. And with the exception of one or two rare occasions, I think I’ve done a pretty good job. But, I’m sorry, today is not the day for sublety. Screw pride. Screw other people taking me seriously. I don’t care.
Why? Because Calvin Johnson went yard at Comerica Park and like the Grinch, my heart grew three sizes yesterday.
Look, I love football. But when you take my favorite football player and put a baseball bat in his hand, he instantly becomes more awesome.
And then when said football player, with said baseball bat hits a home run that seemingly looks effortless, I actually die a little inside.
Johnson — who was invited to throw out the first pitch at last night’s Tigers game — took batting practice with the team. And like everything he does in life, he made it look easy.
On his fifth pitch from third-base coach Gene Lamont, Johnson launched a shot that cleared the left-field fence with considerable ease.
Check out the video of him taking batting practice after the jump: » Continue reading “Calvin Johnson Proves Once Again that He’s Better Than You”