How the Video Music Awards are like baseball

•  Bad acting (music videos vs baseball player commercials…I am looking at you Joe Mauer with your Land O Lakes Milk commercial “Pour it on, Minnesota. Pour. It. On.”)
• The biggest names seem to get the most attention (*cough*Katy Perry Derek Jeter*cough*)
• Snarking
• Crotch grabbing
• Awkward interviews
• Weird fashion (that’s alllll you Brian Wilson)
• Fireworks
• Bad singing (Rosanne’s National Anthem anyone?)