The day after one of the worst Blues games I’ve seen in long while, I have very little desire to talk about it. I have faith that they can regroup and rebound to even better form than before, and that’s all there is to it.

That being said, let’s talk about something that does make me happy: really bad, yet hilarious, hockey player food puns. It’s something of a hobby of mine.

Few people know this about me, but one day it is my dream to move to St. Louis and open a restaurant where the whole menu will be nothing but puns on the names of current and former Blues players. My co-owner will be Emily, who helped with the compilation of this post!

I’d apologize, for what you’re about to see…but I’m not really sorry. ENJOY!

Gyroslav Halak

Baby Backes Ribs

PietranJello (AKA, my twitter handle.)

Sabot-kabobs

Chris STEWart

Macaroni and Teej

Ian COLEslaw

Wade Breadden