As you may or may not be aware, there’s a meme floating around the Internets called “S&!t ____ Say”, full of generalizing statements about a certain group of people, whether it be girls, guys, sports fans, people of color, members of a certain fandom… anything. My favorite one has to be “S&!t White Girls Say to Black Girls,” both funny and enlightening regarding race relations, which even got its own little spot on Anderson Cooper’s show. I had fun with this on Tumblr, so I figured, why not bring it over here? After all, it’ll be a fun little diversion from the Isles’ awful loss to Montreal last night, even if it’s not quite as groundbreaking as “White Girls.”
So here goes. S&!t Isles Fans Say. If you’re an Isles fan, you’ll be amused. And if you have your own, come and share in the comments!
“Where the f*** is our D?”
“DP is injured… grass is green…”
“Well, after DP’s LAST injury…”
“We’re only ten points out of eighth!”
“lol Rags suck”
“We gave up a goal in the first/last minute of the period, fml”
“Fire the coach!”
“Fire the GM!”
“Get rid of Guer-er, Weight-er, STREIT! HE SUCKS AS A CAPTAIN”
“BRING UP GILLIES.”
“remember when we could hold a lead?”
“WE ACTUALLY HELD A LEAD?”
“There goes the lead, lol”
“HOLY SHIT DP’S PLAYING. Wait… nah, he got hurt again.”
“our offense is s&!t.”
“Can we stop taking penalties?!”
“BIG CUBANOOOOOOOO”
“DP needs to retire.”
“This PP f***ing sucks.”
“Jurcina fell down again.”
“f*** you, Nabokov-OH MY GOD, WHAT A SAVE.”
“WE NEED TO SIGN NIELSEN.”
“WE SIGNED NIELSEN! -NOW WE NEED TO SIGN PA”
“Tavares Time!”
“Backhand of Judgment, y’all.”
“Martin is leading the league in hits, though!”
“Bails, SHOOT THE F***ING PUCK!”
“GRABS IS ON THE BREAKAWAY… F*** CAN YOU HIT THE NET”
“We are NOT moving.”
“lol Quebec here we come~”
“So what draft spot are we going to have next summer?”
“F*** YOU REFS OMG. THE NHL HATES US.”
