Welcome to the first Wednesday edition of the Morning Blitz! Here on the Morning Blitz we aim to provide you with links, videos, photos and interesting tidbits from various sources around the country to bring you your daily dose of shenanigans football fix.
Above is a photo of what the Dallas’ Cowboys new coach, The Elegant Lady, may look like on the outside.
The Dallas Cowboys have a high priced new coach.
What you didn’t hear about the new coach?
Well. The team has apparently spent between $1.5 to $2.5 million on a brand new luxury Prevost Marathon Coach, which will be used to transport owner Jerry Jones and his staff around Indianapolis at this week’s NFL scouting combine. The team’s name for the 45-foot long, 102-inch wide luxury bus? The “Elegant Lady.”
So. The new coach is The Elegant Lady Jerry Jones and his staff will be riding at the scouting combine this week
Yup.
For more on this, please check out this fascinating story at USA Today!
How about a Manti Te’o update?
Manti doesn’t believe his recent controversies involving a fake online girlfriend will affect where he goes in the 2013 NFL Draft in April.
Sure…
“I have to just go out there and perform and all that other stuff is behind me,” Manti told USA TODAY Sports between workouts at IMG Academy Monday. “What I did on the field is what I did on the field. I don’t think what I did with this whole situation, I don’t understand how it takes away from what I did on the field. As far as my stock dropping or rising, that’s not up to me. The only thing I have to do is just do well, run fast, just be myself, be quick.”
Dear Manti… these teams will be wanting to pay you millions of dollars. They want to make sure they aren’t getting someone who can get duped. … Wait. …
Get Your Popcorn! I Have More T.O. News!
Terrell Owens has signed on to join the cast of Matthew Perry’s new show, Go On. He will play as a temporary assistant to Perry’s character, Ryan. Oh! This should be good! Check out this story!
And Now For A Little Fun!
I bring you the Harlem Shake – NFL Combine Style! Enjoy!
If you have any stories, gifs, videos, etc., you would like to share with us for the Morning Blitz, please comment below or drop me a tweet @missmiranda!
