#ThingsPeopleSaidLastPreseason was trending on Twitter on Monday, and lucky for you, I picked a few of my favorites to share.
There were lots of predictions of who would win the Super Bowl. I mean, it’s only a 1 in 32 chance, since we all just guess willy-nilly right?
There were also lots of Manning references. Sadly, no one tried to predict who would win the Oreo licking contest.
Who is “Payton”? Does he win in oreo licking?
I’m sure the Andrew Luck predictions from this preseason will be equally accurate, seeing as we’re all so good at guessing!
I know you’re concerned about the upcoming season, so I consulted my crystal ball and came up with a few preseason predictions for 2012 that can’t be wrong.
One, the Chiefs will win in all things. Two, there will be no injuries and golf cart drivers and terrible people everywhere will mourn. Three, your fantasy football team will succeed (but only if you choose willy-nilly). Four, Tebow will try to take out Sanchez, road-runner style. But you’ll have to supply your own sound-effects. And five, I will win the Oreo licking contest. #thingsEmilypredictsthispreseason
Emily Ritter is a contributing writer to Aerys Offsides. Follow her on Twitter @ebritter2.