Monday Morning Blitz: Cutler Party, Gronk, RG3 Wedding Gifts and Bad Tats

It’s Monday and I hope you have that coffee IV inserted! I have some headlines to share with to get this day off to a not so dreadful beginning!

Here we go!

Jay Cutler Dance Party, Y’all!

I know that like me, you may have found yourself wondering what exactly a dance party with Jay Cutler would be like.

Wonder no more, friends!

According to NBCChicago:

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are hosting an 80s dance party at Joe’s on Weed, 940 W. Weed St., in Chicago. The event is organized through the Jay Cutler Foundation and proceeds will benefit diabetes sufferers. The fundraiser, scheduled from 7-11 p.m. on July 18, will feature a special musical performance from 80s star Billy Ocean as well as an 80s tribute band The Breakfast Club.

As the musical selections may hint, the Jay and K-Cav are experienced in throwing 80s-themed parties.

Tickets for the 21+ event go on sale at 10 a.m. Tuesday and can purchased online.

Gronk could have more surgery

News seems to be getting worse for fans of New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. » Continue reading “Monday Morning Blitz: Cutler Party, Gronk, RG3 Wedding Gifts and Bad Tats”

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Thursday Morning Blitz: RGIII Reflects, AD’s Prediction And More

Robert Griffin III injured his knee in the Redskins Wild Card game last season, but remained in the game. Later on, he ended up tearing his ACL. After the loss, and the injury, RGIII said he would have been “highly upset” if the Redskins removed him from the game.

Now-a-days, Griffin has had time to reflect on the injury after three months of rehab and views it differently.

“I don’t feel like playing against the Seahawks was a mistake. But I see the mistake IN IT,” Griffin said, via Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post (via ProFootballTalk). “With what happened and how everything was running — you take me out. If that happened again next year, I’d come out of the game and sit until I was 100% healthy.”

Although in the heat of the moment, most athletes probably wouldn’t have come out, it is nice to see Griffin learn from mistakes.

AD’s bold prediction
So, there’s been a lot of talk about Adrian Peterson wanting to run for 2,500 yards next season. I mean he did surpass 2,000 less than a year after reconstruction in his knee.

But I mean, let’s be real. There’s no way Peterson actually believes he can rush for that many yards, right?

“It’s not something I’m going to focus on early. I’ll let the chips fall where they may. I’ve got my bar set for 2,500 yards,” Peterson told SI.com recently (via NFL.com). “If I can go over that, the record will be shattered. But ultimately I want a couple rings. You gotta start at one.”

I wouldn’t put it past Peterson to accomplish this feat though. He seems to enjoy proving his doubters wrong — just look at this past season.

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Wednesday Morning Blitz: Nicknames, Aliens, and Cows

Welcome to Wednesday morning absurdity!

Let’s start off with one of my favorite QBs, because he always does news-worthy absurd things early in the week, just for me.

it's robert

Yes, I’m talking about RG3. SORRY! According to a snippy remark by Dan Snyder, it’s Robert, not RG3. (Can we pause for a second and comment on how well he rocks a headband? Just look how jealous that guy in the background is!) RG3 (what? we are on a nickname basis, he and I!) did not show up for his appearance at the White House Correspondence Dinner, or the elite pre-dinner party with the president. The worst part? Bradley Cooper was there too! Talk about a dream date.

Speaking of incorrect names, the D.C. council is preparing to introduce a bill to change the name of the Washington Redskins to the Washington Redtails. While I’m all for a transition to something politically correct and unoffensive, I’m not sure this will get the necessary team and fan support. After all, D.C. isn’t a city known for its flexibility.

Not to be out-done by D.C., Atlanta recently unveiled some of its own potential changes. Namely, a new Falcons stadium which doubles as an alien landing pad:

falcon stadium

Tweet of the week time!

new charger

I can’t even say anything snarky about this. It’s too perfect.

Did I say the word perfect? You probably heard  the words “Tim Tebow” instead. Apologies for taking so long to get around to our my other favorite overly-hyped QB! The big news yesterday (other than that whole lingerie league thing) was that an indoor football team, the Omaha Beef, offered Tebow a whole $75 a game to play for them. Let’s be honest, beef is not what’s for dinner here.

tebow cow

And because no Wednesday Morning Blitz is truly complete without a silly video, here’s John Green (writer and soccer fan extraordinaire) critically analyzing animals interrupting sporting matches.

 

Happy Wednesday, and DFTBA.*

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer for Aerys Offsides. She’s obsessed with cows and you can find her lamenting over the lack of Te-cow nicknames on Twitter @ebritter2.

*Don’t forget to be awesome

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Tuesday Morning Blitz to Make You Smile

Good morning Tuesday readers! You know what we need today?

Robert Griffin III

That’s right, we need a reason to smile. (And RG3…and meat (?!) RG3…can always make me smile.)

But if that doesn’t do it, how about this amazing picture of former New England Patriots guard Joe Andruzzi carrying an injured woman after the Boston Marathon bombings? Careful, this article on Joe’s efforts might make you cry.

Explosions At 117th Boston Marathon

Andruzzi wasn’t the only former Patriot on the scene. Former linebacker Tedy Bruschi was also there and gave this eye-witness account to SportsCenter. I hope that, like me, a little of your faith in humanity was restored when you learned that both these guys were there for their charities, and both of their responses give messages of hope.

Now, since your tissues are already out, it might be a good time to tell you that NFL isn’t releasing its schedule as soon as it normally does. Sources say that we’re looking at about an April 23rd release date (fun fact: that’s Shakespeare’s birthday).

I’m sorry! I feel as though I’ve mislead you with these tears. Let’s smile again.

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Cringing is also an acceptable reaction. Yep, it’s yet another crazy Chiefs tattoo, and it comes from the same guy as this wild tat.

And finally, your reaction to this last piece of news is all your own: Faith Hill will not be singing the Sunday Night Football anthem on NBC again this year. Feel free to make suggestions for her replacement here.

Oh, and because I promised to make you smile, I’ll leave you with this football dance-off:

 

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer to Aerys Offsides. Football dance-offs are her new favorite thing. You should probably send her dance-off videos on Twitter @ebritter2.

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Wednesday Morning Blitz: Jerseys, Resurrections, and Apologies

In homage to last Wednesday’s post, I’d like to start this post off with Robert Griffin III.

RG3 IS #1!!

rg3-jersey-inset…#1 in single-season jersey sales that is! This data is based on sales on NFLShop.com. Here’s the full list:

Top-selling NFL player jerseys
Rank Player
1 Robert Griffin III
2 Peyton Manning
3 Ray Lewis
4 Colin Kaepernick
5 Tom Brady
6 Andrew Luck
7 Aaron Rodgers
8 Victor Cruz
9 Eli Manning
10 Patrick Willis
11 Rob Gronkowski
12 J.J. Watt
13 Tim Tebow
14 Russell Wilson
15 Marshawn Lynch

And because I know you’re curious, the San Francisco 49ers finished on top for team sales (for the first time in over 30 years!) You can find all that data and more here.

In crazy-exciting news, Atlanta’s media has the power to bring NFL players back from the dead.

atlanta mediaThe power of the press! You can find more snark on the subject here.

And now for your DAILY LOL.
The best apology to come from an NFL, ever:

TJ Lang

Alright let’s double-or-nothing this DAILY LOL! Kevin Kolb says ”I’m here to win a Super Bowl.” (Here being Buffalo.) My first reaction was “WHO? and WHERE?” but my second reaction was “HARD KNOCKS! Please put this guy and the Bills on Hard Knocks!” Keep your fingers crossed!

 

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer to Aerys Offsides. She’ll be recapping Hard Knocks for you again this season, so get excited. You can follow her absurdity on Twitter @ebritter2.

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Monday Morning Blitz: Gronk, RG3, Flacco And More

Gronk

It’s Monday! Put that IV of Coffee in and let’s talk some NFL!

* What on Earth, Gronk? So our favorite tight end with the New England Patriots, Rob Gronkowski, has quite the stubborn infection in his broken left forearm. According to NFL.com, sources report this could put into question Gronk’s availability for the start of the season.

According to NFL.com, doctors need to replace the current plate, which is the second plate to be placed, in his arm, but they can’t do so if the tissue is infected.

While Gronk is nearing the end of a six-week cycle of antibiotics, the player, his agent and team officials are supposed to meet soon to determine the proper course of action.

The surgical procedure around the tissue requires a 10-week recovery time, which would put Gronk in danger of missing the Patriots’ season opener.

Bad news for the Patriots. And bad news for Gronk. What are you doing, son! Stay healthy! We want to see you play!

For more information on Gronk, check out this story. And this one from USA Today, too.

* RG3 on the AP Track For Comeback. Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan believes his star QB Robert Griffin III is on the fast track to return from offseason knee surgery in top shape.

“He’ll set a record for coming back because that’s how hard he works,” Shanahan said on NFL Network. But he remained cautions as well. ”It takes time,” the coach said. “Robert will do it the right way and we’ll find out in July exactly where he’s at. He will not come back until he’s 100 percent.” » Continue reading “Monday Morning Blitz: Gronk, RG3, Flacco And More”

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Monday Morning Blitz: Geno Smith, Brown QB Quandry, Matt Flynn and More

Geno Smith

It’s the Monday after Easter. I’m sure you are all coming down from food and candy comas, so take a big sip of your morning beverages and check out these headlines!

* Geno Smith. So who should draft West Virginia’s Geno Smith? Charley Casserly talked with NFL.com about who could possibly pick up the potential number one quarterback. Now. He said Buffalo. But this was obviously recorded prior to the Bills signing Kevin Kolb. He did suggest Arizona. But didn’t find it likely considering the Bills obvious need. I guess we will just have to see what happens.

ESPN is reporting, per sources, the Kansas City Chiefs will meet with Smith today. If that’s the case… poor Alex Smith.

* RG3 News and Notes! A little more information about the talk between President Barack Obama and Robert Griffin III was revealed Sunday. The President had some advice for the quarterback who will enter his second season this fall. Noting an injury that ended his spectacular rookie campaign, the president advised RG3 to protect himself on the field.

Yeah…

Good advice coming from the President who advised Michael Vick to learn how to slide!

* NFL Community Reaches out to Kevin Ware. RG3 was one of many NFLr’s to reach out to Kevin Ware, the Louisville basketball player, who suffered a horrible leg injury during Sunday’s Elite Eight game against Duke.

* Cleveland Brown QB Problems? The Cleveland Browns signed quarterback Jason Campbell last week. If this leaves you scratching your head wondering why, we’re in the same boat! The Browns have a fine QB in Brandon Weeden, who will enter his second season this fall. So what is up? Per NFL.com,  Weeden will get “most” of the first-team reps in off-season workouts, meaning Jason Campbell will at least begin the Browns’ off-season program firmly in a backup role. And there is still the 2013 NFL Draft. The Brown haven’t ruled out selecting a quarterback next month, though an underwhleming draft class might work to the advantage of both Weeden and Campbell. » Continue reading “Monday Morning Blitz: Geno Smith, Brown QB Quandry, Matt Flynn and More”

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Sunday Morning Blitz: Kolb to Buffalo, Grimes to Miami

Cartoon screencaps, because why not... (Via YouTube)

Cartoon screencaps, because why not… (Via YouTube)

We’re closing in on the month of April, which means we are just a couple weeks away from the NFL Draft. But for now, let’s just get to the other news.

The Buffalo Bills added a quarterback to their roster Saturday night. They signed former Arizona quarterback Kevin Kolb to a two year deal, worth $13 million, according to various media sources. What this means for the quarterback situation, I’m not really sure. We’ll know after the NFL Draft though.

In other free agent news, the Miami Dolphins signed cornerback Brent Grimes to a contract Saturday. Grimes missed the entire season last year after injuring his Achilles tendon in week one.

Of course, the big talk of the weekend has been about Tony Romo’s contract extension with the Dallas Cowboys. If you’re expecting me to comment on namesake’s contract extension, I won’t give you that pleasure. If you want hot sprots takes in regards to Romo, well just go somewhere else for them. » Continue reading “Sunday Morning Blitz: Kolb to Buffalo, Grimes to Miami”

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Wednesday Morning Blitz

Wednesday mornings I like to jump right into the good stuff.

RG3

Is anyone else suddenly jealous of an elephant? You can find more great pictures of the Washington Redskins quarterback at the circus here and lots of knee-healing reassurances on his Twitter.

March Madness + NFL Offseason = crazy fun 2013 season predictions. My favorite this week is the prediction that the Buffalo Bills are set to duplicate Florida Gulf Coast’s Cinderella run. Who doesn’t love an underdog? Or should I say under-eagle?

EaglesOh NFL Memes, you never let me down!

Raven dogsA couple of Baltimore Ravens proving in the off-season that they’re more than Super Bowl champions (and dog lovers!):

Ravens Brendon Ayanbadejo believes in marriage equality so much that he called himself a Patriot! Okay, not actually a capital P, Patriot, but “a patriot to uphold the Constitution of the United States.”  And speaking of Ravens being Patriotic, WR Torrey Smith went to Washington D.C. this off-season as an intern. No, I will not do a Mr. Smith goes to Washington joke! Oops.

And finally, a quick wrap-up of other going-ons:

  • One of the big names in the draft, Geno Smith, has “slow eyes” which apparently is different from Mr. Potato Head’s angry eyes.
  •  There’s plenty more talk about a gay player possibly coming out in the NFL as the Supreme Court delegates over same-sex marriage. My recent favorite quote in regards to this comes from Fox Sports: “There is reportedly no timetable for when the player might actually come out.” How am I supposed to schedule this on my calendar?? And don’t worry, Florio had some equally great (and more confusing) quotes on the matter as well. Somehow sandwiches made it into this article.

 

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer to Aerys Offsides. She likes eating sandwiches rather than making metaphors out of them. See more on Twitter: @ebritter2.

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What to Do With the Washington [Team Name Here]

Looks like all the talk about RGIII and his injury are over with for now. A much greater issue hangs over the head of the Washington [Team Name Here].

There’s no shortage of people that want the team change their name.

This of course isn’t new. In 2009, a group of native Americans tried to get the United States Supreme Court to have Washington change its name. This has been going on for years and years. In fact, one April Fools Day, a radio station in Fredericksburg told listeners the team was changing its name to the Washington Presidents.

The term itself is derogatory towards native Americans and has a long history. There’s a very good report by Ives Goddard (PDF) if you want to get a full understanding of the term and how long it has been around (HINT: Since Colonial times)

George Preston Marshall, the owner and founder of the team, changed it to the current name from the Braves in honor of Coach William Henry “Lone Star” Dietz. Dietz coached for only two seasons in the NFL, leading the team to a 11-11-2 record. However, Dietz’s heritage has been called into question in years past. The following is text from author Linda Waggoner:

For the sake of space, here’s some of what is NOT true about Ewers’ “Lone Star” Dietz: 1) There is absolutely no proof he was an Oglala Lakota; 2) He did not attend Chilocco Indian school before arriving at Carlisle (he went to Macalester College in St. Paul, Minn., and Friends University in Wichita, Kan.); and 3) Dietz’s romantic story about his birth and childhood in South Dakota (which Ewers quotes verbatim) was entirely fabricated. Though Dietz may have had Native ancestry (but it may be impossible to prove whether he did), he was posing as “Indian,” and needing an origin story to make himself appear authentic, he created one.

I suggest reading Waggoner’s five part series on the topic.

The team has responded to this controversy as of late by…well…posting articles about the team nickname and how many high schools around the country use the name and are “proud.” I guess we should give them a little bit of credit for Using Max Preps as a reference.

But here’s the thing, lots of schools are changing their team nickname. One of the most notable examples was Stanford, who changed their nickname to the Cardinals in 1972, after being called the Indians for 42 years. Native American students petitioned the University for a name change.

Recently, the Michigan Department of Civil Rights filed a lawsuit against 35 schools that still use native American nicknames.

Of course, one of the players had to speak up about the name change controversy, right? Well, Jordan Black did so on Monday. Black said he didn’t understand the hoopla behind the call for the name change and wasn’t aware of anyone using the racial slur. Now, as a person of Nordic descent, I’m more offended as to why he questions whether or not he’ll eat a McRib, instead of the idea that I should be offended by the Vikings name. (It’s all apples and McRib’s, ya know)

Some media outlets have chosen not to use the Washington team name. The Washington City Paper, the same paper Daniel Snyder sued because he’s Daniel Snyder, have opted to call the team the Pigskins. The Kansas City Star states it is policy not to mention the team nickname. DCist also avoids using the name, calling them the Washington ‘Skins.

With the team having success this season and possibly next season, the controversy won’t fade away. A segment of the native American population wants to see this change happen. At some point, Mr. Snyder needs to realize that this topic can’t be swept under the rug.

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