NOTE: If you choose to buy any of these items that is your choice. We don’t take any responsibility for your impulsive tendencies. I’m just showing you all these crazy items out there on the internet.

Welcome back to another edition of NFL Shopping Fun. I’ve really enjoyed writing these posts and finding all of these weird, strange, ugly, crazy etc, NFL shopping apparel.

We return to the land of the Fatheads for another interesting shopping item. For this, I feel the need to pick on my namesake’s team.

How would you like to have the head of Tony Romo on your wall? No really, how would you like his head? I’m serious, you guys!

For $25, you can put a Tony Romo Game Day Big Head on your wall. Here is the official description from Fathead:

Now you can get your head in the game with your very own cut out of Tony Romo’s face in his helmet on game day. Unlike giant head posters or other player head photos, NFL Big Heads are sturdy and big enough to stand out in any crowd.

So yes, you can literally put Romo’s head on your wall, whether it’s living room, kitchen, study, basement, whatever. You could put him up in your bathroom, but I’m not sure you want Romo staring at you while you’re taking a shower.

I should note, you can get him wearing a helmet, or you can get the one with his smiling face and no helmet for the same price. Maybe you have $50 to waste and want to buy both.

You can find additional big heads here.

Our next item comes straight from Steiner Sports. I’m sure there are a lot of Giants and Jets fans that loved the old Meadowlands stadium. Well part of the Steiner Sports shtick is to sell memorabilia from the stadium, like chairs and signs.

For $150, you can own this “Standpipe: Fire Department Use Only” sign. Yes, a Standpipe sign.

Maybe you’re one of the few that has a Standpipe around your home. I don’t know.

This is a limited edition collectible and has been officially licensed by the NFL. Why the NFL wastes time licensing signs around the stadium is quite confusing.

The sign is a manufacturer direct item, meaning there is no international or expedited shipping on this item, according to Football Fanatics. It can ship on or before Sept. 10.

If you come across anything ridiculous, please send it my way and I’ll see about posting it in the next edition. Tweet me @Oh_No_Romo.