I know the Olympics are only half over, but already I WANT MORE of THIS:

Which got me thinking. What would happen if THIS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hung out with THIS?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And while we’re at it, can we please throw in THIS?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These guys are crazy completive, so I’ve designed some contests that let them showcase their skills and give us a chance to see more of them. Here are my ideas of what might (and should) happen were this BRO-SPLOSION to take place.

Sports battle. But with sports like Rhythmic Gymnastics or Mud Wrestling or Beer Pong. The prize would be a date with Michelle Jenneke, because that girl is awesome (have you seen this video?).

 

Reality TV show in which they compete for girls. Wouldn’t be too hard I don’t think…Prize could be a date with me this time (just a helpful suggestion).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Epic rap battle. Who can use the frattiest lyrics? Prize? Featuring on the next Mike Posner track.

Shoe design-off. Lochte’s already got an advantage here, but I’d like to give the others a chance for an upset. Plus, I have a thing for shoes and the winner here would get a guest appearance on Project Runway.

 

 

 

 

 

Awkward interview-off. Who can make an interviewer the most uncomfortable and/or confused? They get their own talk show!

Dance-off. Against Peter Crouch. Or Channing Tatum. SWOON. No prize needed because every girl in the world wins that one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, we can’t limit this awesomeness to just these three guys. Feel free to suggest your favorite bro-athlete to join in the games below!

 

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer to Aerys Offsides. Follow her on Twitter @ebritter2.