Cubs Tuesday Headlines: Theo Has A Stalker

Just when I thought there wouldn’t be anything to post for today’s headlines, some crazy person from Massachusetts shows up and provides some news. But, I think we’d all rather have Cubs president Theo Epstein concentrating on trades than worrying about a stalker.

The Chicago Tribune reported Kathleen Kearney, 44, was arrested Monday evening near Epstein’s five-bedroom home in the Lakeview neighborhood.

According to the report, Kearney told police she had been watching the home and she was “inviting Mr. Epstein to go to church.”

Poor Theo. I doubt anyone wants to go to church with her. How long has this been going on?

The newspaper also reported that Kearney had previously contacted Epstein when he was general manager of the Boston Red Sox and that Massachusetts authorities were called to investigate stalking concerns, but no charges were filed.

I wonder if she had a church picked out in Chicago or if they were going to have to fly back to Massachusetts.

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DISCUSSION: 20 Responses

  1. johnnywest333 says:

    I actually took a creepy side shot of Theo when I ran into him at O’Hare. He was actually pretty cool he signed my hotel invoice. I was trying not to bring to much attention to him or else I would have asked him for a pic too.

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  2. teebob2000 says:

    >>”if they were going to have to fly back to Massachusetts.”

    Yeah, with Theo’s head in a carry-on bag!! Eeesh!! She’s creeperific.

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  3. PsyMar says:

    That looks like my crazy aunt. (No, not really.)

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  4. Doc Blume says:

    I think that is Jim Hendry in drag.

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  5. gravedigger says:

    When is Dempster going to be traded?

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  6. gravedigger says:

    Hmm most current rumor has Washington interested. This would work well for me.

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  7. Doc Blume says:

    This is the time of year when you start to hear really stupid shit…

    Like the Royals are interested in Matt Garza.

    http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/danny-knobler/19602410/royals-are-surprise-shoppers-on-july-pitching-market

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