I’ll be honest, I’m completely out of things to say about this team.
Everything worth talking about this season has already happened: Rizzo is up, Jackson is up, Vitters is up. And yet.
So instead of talking about the Cubs, please enjoy this list of The 33 Best Gifs of the London Olympics:
Game time is 7:05 CT on CSN. Chris Voldemortstad goes for the Cubs.
I would be remiss if I didn’t argue that Ryan Lochte adjusting his Speedo was snubbed.
I wouldn’t call that a snub.
I loved how the media kept breathlessly reporting the guy’s suspension as a doping scandal, instead of a failed non-PED test.
Julie and her Lochte, when will she ever settle down for a solid sausage eating, beer drinking, burping, farting stud like me? sheesh AJ is married and Reedz is gone and yet I still cant get no love.
You’re trying too hard.
You should divorce
I guess you don’t remember what its like to be single
No…I really shouldn’t. I don’t particularly want to try to find another person that is actually willing to put up with me.
Ha.
I just can’t believe that ‘mary jane’ enhances one’s performance.
Maybe the Cubbies should roll a big fat one before games.
And in this PC world I know this is heresy but ” Ah those were the days…”
O yeah. GO CUBS!!!
I bet it helps you get over nerves. Have you ever seen how relaxed snow boarders are? Just turn on their iPod, stick it in their special iPod pocket, and go win medals.
Gymnasts and ice skaters could learn a few things from them.
Volstad gotta Volstad
God I hate Volstad.
Now, now — there’s enough wretchedness in the pitching staff to share the wealth! Let’s look at tonight’s pitchers’ ERA: Volstad, 6.96, Castillo, 9.72 and Bowden, 7.15. Hell, Volstad’s our best pitcher tonight!!!
Boooo.
This is a year!
Yeah it is.
That sucked.
I flipped over to Hard Knocks to watch Chad Johnson getting cut.
I turned on Storage Wars.
I should have done the thread ;P
We need a thread where everyone talks about what they did instead of watching the game.
I drank wine, smoked umm watched illegally downloaded movies and Total Recall and Ted are the shizzle!!!
I canned tomatoes and watched Storage Wars.
I made homemade chicken stock, among other things.
I watched Rachel Maddow and played Fallout New Vegas